Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016

mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

mosketic

When a place is infested with mosquitos

I've been bitten like a thousand times it's getting really fucking mosketic.

by Darvidco December 8, 2016

MiseTings

A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.

"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."

by Craiggles July 20, 2008

mostile

noun; a theoretical space between two people holding a conversation

Sally Sue swore at Freddy sending negative energy into their mostile, towhich Freddy responded "Hey now, lets not get hostile in the mostile."

by stolen December 19, 2004

monetize

To turn a business such as Twitter into a way of raising revenue.

Urban Dictionary decided to further monetize itself by selling coffee mugs.

by theqhausdorff August 8, 2009

mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008