Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)

La petite morte.....

by Katka February 7, 2007

Morten

A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).

1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."

by Dradeel December 9, 2008

Morged Out

The state to where your so high you can't move or speak or make any sense

Yo did you just see that Chris just morged out so hard .

by ohheylowlife March 2, 2017