Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

metro morte

When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.

Fuck! I can't get through the turnstyle - my swipe card is Metro morte!

by David L. Snyder October 16, 2007

mange merde et morte

Eat shit and die!

Hey dickwad ! Mange merde et morte!

by Scheize April 21, 2017

petit morte

The term "petit morte" (little death in French) refers to the post orgasmic feeling of weakness and lowered state of consciousness.

Janet experienced un petit morte during a particulary passionate meeting with her lover.

by southernmimi April 21, 2022

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant

Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish

*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS

by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

mortereve

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

by berninbush July 20, 2017