Mortard

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Mortard

Half retard and Half moron

Rose stop being a mortard!

by Lukey's fairytale February 7, 2015

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

Mortard

A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.

Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.

by Tuna Tickler May 27, 2021

mortard

A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget

Your such a mortard

by kyleeluvsu January 31, 2015

martardo

A martardo is a hammer of the gods. Created by a skinny white boy with glasses.

i love my martardo.

by bakedbeanzzz May 7, 2021

Mortard

An individual who consists of being half moron, and half retard.

Alex: everyone in Iraq is sheia

Me: are you a fucking mortard

by V01D_YT June 14, 2022