Morsus Mihi

An EVE Alliance compromised mostly of smugg scrublords, who willingly bathe in semen and invert their penis' to form vaginas.

WSHOT PUBLORD:Hey Masamang! What are you doing this evening?

Masamang:Nothing much bro, just taking a jizznog bath and fingering my inverted penis straight Morsus Mihi STYLE!

WSHOT PUBLORD:YAYYYY!!

by Vuk Lau November 13, 2011

Morcus

A action used during sexual intercourse to eject the sperm

Oh yeah I totally pulled a Morcus last night

by A Morcus April 9, 2017

Morbus Gerutius

It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.

Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".

by MorbusAnalysus August 20, 2011

mortus

mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.

"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"

by one.five.one November 4, 2007

morous

situation or person that makes you horny
(I made this word up)

-wow, i would hump billy joe, he is so fucking morous
-Fucking under a stage it's really morous

by susana romero January 13, 2006

morbussexual

Significa che ami Morbus.

Persona: Io sono morbussexual

by ilovemorbus December 4, 2021

Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004