Morganism

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

Morganed

To severly screw over

"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"

by Niffer10 October 7, 2011

moronese

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)

George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again

by MJ Harris April 29, 2008

Morgane

The most beautiful woman you can ever witness, she is absolute perfection and she can bring happiness and life in a second.

I love Morgane so so so so MUCH

by whoooocareess April 20, 2021

morganne

also known as morgeeeene, mor-G, morgie orgy. aka the hottest thing everrrr.
every boy falls for her; she can get ANYONE

oh my god. did you see morganne? wow, i'm in LOVE!

by QUANTLY October 17, 2008

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017