The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
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Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable
They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people
When they say they love u they mean it
They love to kiss and cuddle
They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts
If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable
They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people
When they say they love u they mean it
They love to kiss and cuddle
They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts
If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man
That girl is amazing must be a Morissa
I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa
There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa
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There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa
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