mosquitos

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

a la maquina!

slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .

Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*

"A la maquina! What the hell happened to you?!?"
*"aaaa laaaaa mmmmaaaaakeeenaaaaa"

by RonnieO February 21, 2010

mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

mosquito

Bugs that piss people off.

Damnit! Stupid mosquitos!!

by Nick September 10, 2003

mocquiesce

In conversation, to acquiesce to another's incorrect assumption about your meaning or intention, usually in a despairing or ironic way.

Ricky mocquiesces to George's paranoia in the following scene from Glengarry Glen Ross:

RICKY: ... How are you...?

GEORGE: I'm fine.... What, do you mean the board? How am I doing on the board?

RICKY: (raising his hands slightly and looking around at the board, then back at George) Okay... The board.

GEORGE: I'm fucked on the board!...

by Worgus June 23, 2008

Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

Mosquito Mask

When one sprays adhesive onto the back of ones nut sack ( closest to the taint) then draws eyes on the front of each ball. Then proceeds to sneak up from behind while your friend or girlfriend is sitting on the couch. Then jump and sit on their head your balls should now be over their eyes and glued in place and your pecker should be towards the middle of ones forehead thus giving the appearance of a mosquito.

The mosquito mask looked good on terry this weekend but the sucker of that mosquito looked a little small.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019