mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005

mooped

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

Moosetafa02

A pwnage runescape player, rumoured to play 24/7, although we have no actual proof.

Zomg! there goes Moosetafa02!!!

by Ms106 November 1, 2008

moosetastic

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.

This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!

by joneshimself September 17, 2006

Mootet

Song that never seems to end, it keeps going and going. Has little or no vocals, and is usually full of various styles of music.

This song is mootetefull

by Mootet November 5, 2008

Moopert

The pillar of Stormwind City and incredibly cute.

Not my Moopert!

by ForElune February 20, 2021