Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.

Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.

by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019

Frontal Moonwalk

The act of appearing to walk without moving in space... not to be confused with a Moonwalk, as made famous by the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.

Billie: "I swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! What the EFF!?!?"

Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"

by Ryan Hope October 24, 2010

Moonraker

James Bond Film made in 1979. It's like Star Wars without The Force.

Hey man, did you see Moonraker?
Yeah man, it looked like Star Wars without The Force

by M.J. Caboose, M.D. September 27, 2010

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”

“My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.

It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.

by Tacobar March 19, 2010

moonfaller

A streamer who gets you moist in the basement

I need a dehumidifier in my basement after catching moonfaller's stream earlier.

by doov117 April 15, 2021

moonwalk

A synonym for "walk it back". Giving the appearance of moving forward even though you're actually retreating from a previous statement that has come under criticism.

In taking a verbal swipe at Trump, Tom Brady is doing the moonwalk in attempt to atone for his previous support of the former POTUS.

by Been-Around July 26, 2021