The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.
Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
by Reppy37 December 6, 2023
Get the Moongooningmug. While recording with a iPhone with your offhand, and any blunt weapon in your strong hand(in pocket) find any person. (Homeless, pedestrian, etc;) offer them any amount of money to partake in oral sex, if they accept, do the deed. When finished with the process, simply overhand them with the blunt weapon, thus knocking them out. And therefore not needing to pay the given amount of money you once offered before.
by Pistach July 18, 2025
Get the Overhand moongoonmug. The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
by Poet3991 February 8, 2024
Get the MOONGOONINGmug. A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.
by Synapseioises December 1, 2024
Get the Moongooningmug. Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"
Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
by Beep325 November 14, 2023
Get the Moongooningmug. When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.
Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024
Get the Moongoonmug. A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
Get the Moongoonermug.