when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.
Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)
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Get the moongoon mug.A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
Get the Moongoon mug.The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
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Get the Moongooning mug.The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.
Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
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Get the Moongooning mug.When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.
Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
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