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titty mongar

Titty Mongar is a ssssilly little animal that runs around the forest all day looking for little girls to gnaw on their boobies. It rips the boobies off the unsespecting girls and takes it back to their little nest high in the heavens of the clouds to eat them, for all to see.
get back to the tent girls, theres a titty mongar out there!
by Ballison May 31, 2006
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Mooncart

A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.
That mooncart has blown all his wages on scratch cards and lottery tickets again.
by mjw737 June 10, 2017
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Moongasm

Channeling the power of the full moon into an orgasm, with hints of madness
Hey baby, its the full moon tomorrow night, want to share a moongasm?
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moogaroo

you are such a moogaroo
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moonara

a ship name for the worlds most romantic and prettiest couple.
omg did you see how cute moonara were being on the tl?”
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moonbar

this is a 1337 counter strike source player. He pwns everyone except for Monkéy. If you ever see him surround him in a circle
aaron fogel is a 1337 moonbar
by Alex April 6, 2005
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moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
by panda dom June 19, 2009
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