mootah

Northumbrian. Noun. A piss

Mind me pint, ahm gaan fer a mootah.

by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006

moontain

it is a rare type of mountain that is located in the moon (not limited to the Earth's moon),rumour has it that Neil Armstrong once resided in this special moontain. Other derivatives of this fantastical word includes luntagne in French and luntaña for Spanish speaking moontaineers.

Charlie lets go to the candy moontain!!
or
Charlie nous allons à la luntagne de bonbons!!
or
Charlie vamos a ir a la luntaña de dulces!!

by unicorniverse March 27, 2009

moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller March 1, 2006

Mookaman

A crazy person who gets into many arguments and is usually angry.

That mookaman wants to fight again. Paul, lets avoid the mookaman to stay out of trouble.

by gr01n5h07 March 9, 2007

monktard

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

monktastic

Fantastic and related to a monk.

That Father McGillicuddy who gave the sermon this morning was Monktastic~

by A.C. Basbas May 28, 2008