moobie

man + boobie = moobie

boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.

my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...

by stef July 10, 2004

Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 18, 2006

mooby

When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time

If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"

by The Little Man February 23, 2007

mooby

A man's teat, from the combination of the words "man" and "booby"

You hit my mooby!

He has big moobies...

I'm freezing my nuts and moobies off out here!

by moxy December 01, 2003

moobies

there is nothing more to explain... it's when a guy appears to have boobs.

Omg Bethany, look at Christian he has Moobies
You are hilarious Christine

by WASSUP Y'ALL May 09, 2018

Mooby

A name given to someone who teaches with anger problems. A mooby is somebody who cant control their anger and will yell tell their throat and lungs hurt. Mooby's usually always either have to scream, yell, shout, and to some extent think their a BAMF Gangster. A Moobys blood pressure goes to unheard of highs. A mooby usually has excessive anger problems. The best option is to avoid a Mooby or Moobys at all cost.

In teched Mooby yelled, " Eric! Turn that machine OFF!"

by Don Lee January 17, 2008

Moobie Boobie

Accidently touching a good friends genitals or privates.

'Oh crap, sorry I just like Moobie Boobied you.'
'You did? Oh thats okay.'

by ieatmeat May 25, 2009