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ten minute nap

Usually taking place on Sundays, a 10 minute nap is a discreet way to inform your roommates (or fraternity brothers) that you are going to abuse yourself. This is synonymous with masturbation til orgasm
"Hey Sam, I'm feeing a bit tired after a long night of partying... I think I'll take a quick ten minute nap, but I'll be back in time for the kickoff of the Broncos game."
by Partytime69 January 11, 2016
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rap monster

Leader & rapper of Korean hip-hop group BTS.
Real name: Kim Namjoon (김남준)
Born: September 12, 1994 in

He also starred in popular children's TV show "Franklin" running from November 3, 1997 – June 26, 2004.
Dalai Llama: Have you heard Rap Monster's verse on the new cypher?

Me: Nah son I was busy watching him on Franklin!
by kim nap joon April 25, 2014
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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster, A.K.A Flushy the Toilet Monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette. He recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Flushy the Toilet Monster on Prison Break last night???

Person 2: Yeah, he kicked ass!!
by 1interestingguy October 12, 2011
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Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
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Camaro Minute

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.
Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011
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stream monsters

The audience of live fighting game video streams, who inhabit its chatrooms and supply irreverent commentary.
Such a clutch win by Combofiend! The stream monsters are going absolutely wild!
by SJCrew October 1, 2011
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Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.
"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."
by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013
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