montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

Montenegro

Montengro (Crna Gora) is a country located in south east europe. Montenegro's people are called montenegrins.

Montenegro is a country in south east europe. Its so beutiful.

by South Europe Man December 8, 2018

monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Cory Monteith

Cory Monteith plays Finn Hudson on Glee. He is Canadian. He was also in Kyle XY etc.

The solos he had in season 1 of Glee were:

Can't Fight This Feeling (Pilot), I'll stand by you (Ballads)
Jessie's girl (Laryngitis) & Hello I love you (Hell-o).

glee cory monteith

by Finn_Hudson_Gleek January 12, 2011

Montez

A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.

Montez

Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?

Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?

Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...

Me: Apple users...

by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012