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Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.
Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation
by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021
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This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.
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Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.
by Cedrika February 4, 2010
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monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
by Arntnok February 2, 2008
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Masterbite

When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him
wow that was a great masterbite i just had
by Nadiia October 3, 2008
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Monsterize

To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.
" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"
by Gatorx October 11, 2011
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Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.
I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!
by Aliphatic May 3, 2016
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Munsterbate

To masterbate while simultaneously eating slices on muenster cheese off of self's naked body
Dude I munsterbated before that interview
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