A girl who manipulates everyone in sight in order to make herself feel better, who makes her life seem better than it actually is and to keep her sharades and shenanigans moving forward. Will tell anyone EVERYTHING they want to hear and anything they think may sound "real" or down-to-earth enough to make them believe she's not only feeding them shit on a spoon and laughing at them on the inside.
Nobody knows of her sociopathic tendencies because all who put themselves around her are either the same type of person or are just too damn stupid to realize what's going on until it's too late.
Nobody knows of her sociopathic tendencies because all who put themselves around her are either the same type of person or are just too damn stupid to realize what's going on until it's too late.
Boy: Monica and I always have wonderful conversations... I hardly ever come away from an encounter with her feeling like she's screwing me over.
Girl: Monica always makes me feel like I know exactly what to do to put my life back together. First I gotta tell my folks I'm moving out and that they can't control me forever, then I'm going to buy Monica and I tons of drugs and we're going to have the BEST fuckin weekend ever together!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!
Girl: Wait, I'm homeless and now Monica wont even pick up my calls.... what a fucking monipulator!!!!
Girl: Monica always makes me feel like I know exactly what to do to put my life back together. First I gotta tell my folks I'm moving out and that they can't control me forever, then I'm going to buy Monica and I tons of drugs and we're going to have the BEST fuckin weekend ever together!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!
Girl: Wait, I'm homeless and now Monica wont even pick up my calls.... what a fucking monipulator!!!!
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1. An octopus with only one tentacle, also known as an eel. Not to be confused with a polypus, which is an octopus or any multi-tentacled animal. Monopuses are known for coming after people who do bad things.
2. Being too close to someone else in a drill move for marching band.
1. An octopus with only one tentacle, also known as an eel. Not to be confused with a polypus, which is an octopus or any multi-tentacled animal. Monopuses are known for coming after people who do bad things.
2. Being too close to someone else in a drill move for marching band.
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Get the mono wave mug.The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
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Get the swine mono mug.Refers to currencies that have suffered or continue to suffer from hyperinflation. Because currency denominations rapidly lose value, printed bills will become worth very little after a short time. They eventually become almost worthless, not even worth the paper they are printed on, like monopoly money.
Countries that use/have used monopoly money:
Argentina
Brazil
Turkey
Zimbabwe
Iran
Israel
Chile
(Also any country where simple items currently cost 1000's of their currency unit, as this is an indication of past hyperinflation)
Argentina
Brazil
Turkey
Zimbabwe
Iran
Israel
Chile
(Also any country where simple items currently cost 1000's of their currency unit, as this is an indication of past hyperinflation)
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Get the monopoly money mug.The opposite of a monopoly; whereas an economic monopoly is on the supply side, a monopsony is on the demand side.
A managed health care provider is a monopsony for the doctors working within it. They cannot bill anyone but the provider, not their patients.
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