monkeyhairs

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

by Gtrguy January 7, 2022

monkeypaws

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

by VICKAYBOWW myspace.com/vickieexx April 3, 2008

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeytarium

An area designed specifically for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 3 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 19, 2004

Monkeytarp

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties

She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp

by Montana Ross November 11, 2003

Monkeytard

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

by William Cheung November 22, 2003

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009