monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003

spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

monkeybumface

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.

"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"

by barry Smith May 15, 2006

moneyfucker

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

by Fastawake February 24, 2012

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

monkeycuddle

To cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.

"Let's monkeycuddle."

by True Elroy April 27, 2004