monkeybumface

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.

"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"

by barry Smith May 15, 2006

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

moneybot

Moneybot.cc is a Cheat for the game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive coded by an... Interesting person.

S/O
x_x
I love Sudi

Me: Ban me from moneybot Lol I don't fucking care
Coder: Ok. *bans you with reason 'as you wish honey'*

by dukky ^_^ November 13, 2018

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

MonkeyChief21

The most epicest guy in the world, next to DarkMageSilverSide and is very against lgbtq+ because it is wrong 😠

You are not a MonkeyChief21 because you are not cool and you support lgbtq

by yeahmhm June 18, 2021

monkeybosch

An exclamation of joy or satisfaction. Alternative spelling 'monkeybosch'

'arf an ounce for firty quid, monkeybosch!

by Peter Smith October 19, 2003