Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

monkeytail

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

by R L D November 2, 2006

monkeyhead

-noun muhng-kee-hed

A racial slur referring to a person with dark skin. Synonymous with nigger.

Woa bru, did you just see that monkeyhead. He looked like he was swinging on the vine two weeks ago.

by Jackmearse February 2, 2008

Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.

Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.

by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019

Monkeyhead

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey

Daniel is a monkeyhead.
Look at that black monkeyhead.

by TheCumbackKids January 28, 2008

monkeyterd

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003

monkeytail

Monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth

Luke: What the heck is that thing on your face!? It looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nuts with your teeth.

Wilger: This thing? It's my monkeytail beard!

by howlingmadwilger October 31, 2011