monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

moneyhats

Obscenely large sums of money.

So, I hear they’re making a new Indiana Jones movie. Why on earth would they do that?

Dude, moneyhats.

by Trevis Thomas July 1, 2008

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

monkeymatic

someone who is scared of monkeys

"MY friend is monkeymatic and will never go near one"

by someonelikesmonkeys August 25, 2021

monkeyhawk

An old overweight homosexual pedophile who is not very smart.

Keep your kids away from the monkeyhawk

by Ploobaro Mcfilfenstein September 5, 2022

monkeybater

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023