monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

Monkey

racist word for a black person

There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

monkey

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

by >MuffinMan< December 6, 2006

monkey

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

Monkey

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

monkey

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

by Eilidh May 10, 2004