Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.

Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.

by Au. March 29, 2016

menatration

When one dude penatrates another dude

My ass is killing me from that deep menatration.

by stocks on 2nd August 3, 2010

Manstration

Male masterbation.

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

mantration

(n) a word to describe the merge of a mantra and affirmation, an affirmation that is repeated so much by one person it becomes more like a mantra

"I journaled and used that phrase so much this year to get me through the tough times that it became my #1 mantration."

by Michellita December 23, 2020

Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023

Superior menstration

Women with extremely heavy and painful periods have the "Superior menstration" These women are "superior" over the inferor women with lighter menstrations.

Those who have the "superior menstrations" are often strong, beautiful, charismatic and passionate people.

Her periods have heavy flow and are extremely painful, she must have superior menstrations, therefore she must be a strong and independant individual.

by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024