Mongolia

A country that doesn't exist. It's a lie by the Russian government to hide their nukes.

P1: I went to Mongolia last week!
P2: How the hell did you go to a place that doesn't exist?

by zaccyiguess May 28, 2022

Eel in Mongolia

To have no idea what you are doing or to lack experience in a given area.
Explanation: There are not eels in Mongolia, so an eel in Mongolia would likely have no idea what they are doing and lack experience

“Like an eel in Mongolia”
“I have about as much experience as an eel in Mongolia”
“Do you know what you are doing? About as much as an eel in Mongolia”

by mrbookworm March 17, 2024

Mongolia

The equation used by Thomas Jefferson to figure out how gravity worked.

John: " Yo whats that one gravity equation Jefferson used "
Bob: " Mongolia "

by N20C June 23, 2022

Athens, Croatia Cuba, Greece , Mongolia And Spain Is Xlife.com

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Person 343: Athens, Croatia Cuba, Greece , Mongolia And Spain Is Xlife.com

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.

-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia

by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020