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Lemon Monday

The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.
After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".
by deadcalm2010 December 1, 2010
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The Mondays

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
by Kmetzman April 23, 2006
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Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
by Levi........ January 19, 2019
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Monday Couple

A term used for a couple in the South-Korean variety show, "Running Man". The couple consists of two people, Gary (개리) and Song Ji Hyo (송지효). The two people are called Monday Couple as they only admit one another as their partner during Mondays only.
A: I am totally shipping the Monday Couple right now!
B: I know right! I hope they end up together in real life too.
by littlehorse56 April 20, 2013
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Montay

A Montay is usually athletic.He is someone who is easy to talk to and you sometimes end up telling him more than you intended on telling him.Usually well known and a risk taker.He's fun to be around, but get on his bad side and you should go no where near him.He is someone who looks out for himself first and foremost.He wants what he wants when he wants it.He will do whatever or say whatever to get what he wants.He usually hides his feelings to avoid getting hurt.He can be a very sensitive sweet guy, but only to that one special someone.He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and cares about.
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was more like a Montay!
by anonymous1436 January 2, 2012
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Big dog status monday

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition
by Big man in da mornin May 12, 2021
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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