Mollywomp

b) Mollywomp-(V.) 1. A throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown. 2.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywomped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch. 3. The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment. 4. To knock out with little to no effort. 5. Term for a woman hitting a man over the head with a purse, typically repeatedly.

IE: Holy shit did you see that ol' granny Mollywomping on that dudes sorry ass?

Damn he got mollywomped!

Better call the wifey so she don't mollywomp me when I get home.

by Hardnox December 2, 2010

mollywomp

to smack a girl across the face with your penis;usually done when engaged in oral sex

when she was giving me head yesterday, i mollywomped the crap out of her!

by JDMbaez February 18, 2007

molliewop

to cockslap; to slap with ones cock

Dean molliewoped Anthony in his sleep during our camping trip last weekend.

by Jimmbeee July 15, 2011

Mollywop Stick

1. Any kind of item that can be used to Mollywop someone.
- example: rolled up magazine, drumstick, cooking spoon.
- note: the second you hit someone and yell "You go Mollywoped" the item you use becomes a temparary Mollywop Stick.

1. I swear if you say that one more time, I'm gonna hit you upside the head with the Mollywop Stick.

by Will Busch April 23, 2006

mollywop'

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in... "ooooooo arite, were friends"

by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004

Mollipop

A cute nickname for a guy to call his girlfriend if her name Is Molly.

Bob: hey mollipop come here

Molly:Oooh he's Sooo dreeaamy

by Bskansuqa May 3, 2011

mollywop'

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front; Opposite of mollywop' = Aardvark, to be clubbed from the back of the head, 1 hit and ur done

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in...
"ooooooo arite, were friends"
or
"jimmy quit pollywackin' me, no Como is Mollywop"

by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004