Moleman

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

by rr76 October 13, 2011

Molejob

Intense rubbing of an at lest 3cm mole, that protrudes form the surface of the skin, against a sexual organ until climax is reached.

Maddie: I give great molejobs with my back mole.
Austin: I want one right now.

by The Pizza Dick October 11, 2010

Molemar

A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.

Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."

by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011

Molementum

Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.

Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.

by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018

Malemongoose

A crazy democrat who is a huge loser. He cries everyday over my AMAZING electoral college victory against crooked Hillary and soon my IMPOSSIBLE victory over sleepy Joe and his mob of liberals. SAD!.

Quit crying Malemongoose.

by real@donaldtrump November 10, 2020

Moemon

"Moemon" (short for "Moekko Monsters") is a prominent hack of Pokémon FireRed and Emerald that changes all Pokémon into gijinka. It is a simple change of the third generation games, however, some small changes other than the sprites are prominent such as the ability to catch the three starters, Eevee, and a mix of both LeafGreen and FireRed Pokémon (thus making it simpler to obtain all Pokémon). After the success and attention of FireRed the hacker released a modified version of Emerald, like the original modifications in FireRed a few aesthetic changes have been applied in Emerald, for example, to both Route 101 and Littleroot Town, adding many puddles to the town, and the Oran Berry has, curiously, been renamed the "Weed Berry", possibly for comedic effect.
The game still receives a fair amount of attention, as a patch was released solely for the FireRed hack that updated both the sprites of the Pokémon as well as their menu sprites, functioning like DLC would for any game.

"This one is weird, I don't know what to say. It's Pokémon ('Moemon' actually) with little girls... I know it's obvious that a lot of care and passion went into making this. You can actually tell which Pokémon is which by looking at those beautifully crafted sprites. But... why?! Do you realize for this someone had to sit down, look at Pokémon and say 'this is great but it needs more little girls, I'm going to go down to my basement now next to my little girl dungeon and program this game. ' Welcome to planet Earth, ladies and gentlemen." -Bootleg Pokémon Games, JonTronShow

by Storm M March 16, 2015

mokemobile

a car, usually a volkswagon bug, with surf racks and many personal adornments; fuzzy dice, feathers, recovered seats, souped-up engine, and stuff like that.

"where the mokemobile stay?"

by tweaker93 December 7, 2006