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I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
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Mokey is a short slang word for d*mb b*stard or for someone who isn’t all there in the head.
Person 1: G should we drink and drive?.

Person 2: No you mokey.
Mokey by AttaBei August 11, 2023

mokey muse 

Sr Pelo's creation on youtube for his series mokey and friends

He has the catchphrase OH BOI
mokey muse:OH BOI IS CHRIMAH
mokey muse by novamus October 5, 2017

mokey-hokey 

Literally, "okey-dokey". From a Simlish phrase uttered by a voice in the computer game "The Sims 2".
A: (random gibberish)
B: Mokey-hokey!
mokey-hokey by Thor, eh? July 17, 2007

Mokey Loped 

Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)

Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.

Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.

ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped
You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"

Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"
Mokey Loped by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010

mokey-butt 

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.
I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.
mokey-butt by TankGuy April 28, 2003

mokey-hokey 

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.
1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey
mokey-hokey by Squirrel April 12, 2005