Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.

YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.

by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020

moistes

Damp testicles

After a long, hot day at the park, I had to separate my moistes from my thigh

by shadowbreakz July 30, 2018

moistest

Moister then moist.

I was rubbing ointment on my upper lip with a sponge. when I took it off it was the moistest it had ever been

by moistest December 2, 2018

Mostiestererest

To be used to beat your girlfriend is a "I love you most," off in which you get stuck with the I love you mostest side and can't see a way out.

Girlfriend: I love you mostest
Boyfriend: I love you mostiestererest

by Gatchabitch February 16, 2021

Moistie Alumni

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

Moistie Cadet

A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.

Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.

You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005