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mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
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mortimus

The retard that called me on owen's phone.
Mortimus face timed me and showed me a dudes ass. Criticized my tattoos and called me bald.
by Fatstick July 23, 2014
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Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".
Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?
by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010
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Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing
"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"
by Bctime January 2, 2017
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Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)
lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!
by Daniel uce October 12, 2007
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Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".
Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale
by vlegel October 13, 2018
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momtimidation

When your mom constantly says rude hostile, belittling things to you in an effort to lower your self esteem in an effort to keep you as a subserviant, mule-like beta male provider
After growing up in an household of momtimidation, young men often grow up with panic disorders, insufficient testosterone, reduced self esteem, and often inceldom
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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