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moffat

one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.
Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!
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moffat

A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.
"Man you smell like a right moffat"
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Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
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Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.
Brainy's the new sexy - Steven Moffat
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Steven Moffat

He's suck a Steven Moffat! He made me believe his joke!
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Steven Moffat

Satan. Pure and 100% Satan. This man is known for lying to fans of Doctor Who and Sherlock. Well known for leaving massive cliffhangers at the end of a season. The man who decided it would be a good idea to only put 3 episodes per season of Sherlock and only put out new seasons every 3 fricking years.
Wow, Steven Moffat really wants the people to come after him. He left that episode on a massive cliffhanger. Again.
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A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.
Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".
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