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Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.
Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
Monk by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006
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Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.
Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night
Monk by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008
1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".
1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?
monk by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008
To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.
Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.
Monk by ConejoView October 6, 2016
an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.
Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!
monk by pari October 16, 2004
1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey
1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵
Monk by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022