malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

milbot

An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.

Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

MLIB

The chillest website ever
My Life Is Bro

Mason: Whats the sickest website ever?
Nik: MLIB
Luke: Thats what i was about to say
(all fist bump)

by a person who pops ginos December 22, 2010

Malibomb

A variation of the "Suicide Bomb" or "Reverse Jeagerbomb" where a shot glass of Red Bull is dropped into a pubglass of Malibu Rum.

"Yo man I just did 4 Jeagerbombs in a row!"
"So? Try a Malibomb, that shit is intense!"

by Three guys at a party. June 25, 2008

maliborange

best cocktail in da world : malibu and orange juice

"mate pass the maliborange - tastes like angel's piss!!!"

by mistermalibo August 24, 2011

Mlio002

He's so sexy and so beautiful gah daym

Mlio002, God his chat is dead bro

by MichaelFromCatboyParadise February 28, 2021

MLIBTY

An acronym for My Life Is Better Than Yours.

Chad: I'm going to the Lady Gaga concert tonight! MLIBTY!
Doug: Aww Sooo jealous.

by Amazinglifes January 31, 2010