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Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.
Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.
by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009
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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
by David Williams September 12, 2005
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
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Discord Mitten

Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.

It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.
"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"
by DaDiscordMod April 30, 2023
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dong mitten

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 29, 2005
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Dong Mitten

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten
by Ashleykme December 30, 2008
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