mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.

"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan

by MittenMaster May 17, 2011

Mittens

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!

"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"

by shlambam. January 24, 2009

Mittens

When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.

I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.

by Philosophically March 27, 2011

Mittens

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

by Ashley42 September 27, 2008

mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

Mittens

A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.

That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤

by Mittensmike January 23, 2021