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a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!
"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"
Mittens by shlambam. January 24, 2009
When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.
I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.
Mittens by Philosophically March 27, 2011
My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.
Mittens by Ashley42 September 27, 2008
a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild
mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."
mittens by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008
when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens
Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you
mittens by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021
A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.
That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤
Mittens by Mittensmike January 23, 2021