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Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.
Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"
by mfdiction January 13, 2011
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mistyrose

Since every word in the human language has been overused to the point of being very subjective, the term was defined for describing a person whose perfection cannot be measured.

Quite naturally the most effective method for binding an idea to a discrete lingual construct is, and always has been, to simply use a pre-established construct. In the case of finding an umbrella term for an entity which is beyond measurable perfection in addition to an unrelenting counter-intuitiveness of clearly opposite, even contrarious, forces that are ultimately complementary, and augmented by the collective sum of all things that are bright, virtuous and irresistible in every aspect and form of existence, we are fortunate to have an entity, a named entity, that exists today, which is the obvious point-of-reference. The entity is called Mistyrose, a female human with a sharp, yet tender, disposition and sharper, yet deep, smooth and soft, hazel eyes.

A Mistyrose is a paragon of enamor. Her very imperfections are perfect. She is verily an expression Universal laws of balance. Duality is her greatest quality. By contrast, among mere workaday humans, duality is a problematic and unbalanced phenomena sometimes called Bipolar-Disorder.

The soul of a Mistyrose is so bright, even to the blind, she is too bright to see clearly. One must use imagination to see what grace and beauty vibrates inside. Mistyrose is, with positively null contest, the most wondrous creation since the sum of forever ago.
The man's pain and doubt in living vanished like water-vapor when the Mistyrose smiled.
by Starf1337 June 20, 2014
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misty rodriguez

outgoing..loving..beautiful..caring..good cook..great lover..loyal friend..funny..romantic..close to family
if u r looking for the perfect person its misty rodriguez
by guinness 1 February 5, 2010
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Dirty Misty

Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.

Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.
I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.
by Bob Fife December 9, 2018
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Misty

Misty is by far the most gorgeous, fierce, unfiltered, unapologetic girl you'll ever meet in your life. No matter what Misty will always stay true to herself and never change for anyone. Once Misty sets her mind on something there's no turning back. There is no fighting Misty, by de facto she's always right. Whenever you go out with Misty you can without a doubt count on having the best time of your life. You can always count on Misty to bring a smile to your face during good times, bad times, or sad times. You will 1000% fall head over heels the second you lay eyes on her. Misty will have a deep profound meaning in your life and that is the sort of power she holds. Misty will always bring out the very best of you. You can count on Misty to always be there for you and she'll lift your spirits up. However, the moment she is out of your life for whatever reason, you will not stop thinking about her. She is without a doubt in my mind the perfect girl.
Have you heard from Misty?

No, but I'm sure she's happy right now.
by WorldTravaler January 23, 2022
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Misty

Beautiful angel who's lips taste of the heavens and who's smile melts hearts and makes ones knees weak.
Even when it's sunny outside you'll wish it was Misty around you.
by x...the spot November 28, 2012
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Mistydawn

A super interesting, loving, amazing, kick-ass, beautiful female with class. Once you meet her you can never forget her. Loved my the moon she carries many mysteries with her. When born the Zodiac sign of a Libra, a Mistydawn is a true one of a kind human being and a true blessing to be know.
Nobody really knows Mistydawn.
by mm&s December 20, 2016
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