Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

Mosquito Mask

When one sprays adhesive onto the back of ones nut sack ( closest to the taint) then draws eyes on the front of each ball. Then proceeds to sneak up from behind while your friend or girlfriend is sitting on the couch. Then jump and sit on their head your balls should now be over their eyes and glued in place and your pecker should be towards the middle of ones forehead thus giving the appearance of a mosquito.

The mosquito mask looked good on terry this weekend but the sucker of that mosquito looked a little small.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.

by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011

Mosquito-ing

When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.

"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"

by AHay November 21, 2009

Mosquito gang

An ELITE GANG with the best members

Jonathan: I love the mosquito gang

Josh: me too

by Johnny drip drip September 22, 2022

mosquito

Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..

Another mosquito basterd has bitten me between the toes. The nerve of them..

by devo February 4, 2004

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009