misfortunate

Combination of misfortune and unfortunate.

"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"

"Misfortunate!"

by DagnyMTaggart October 8, 2009

Misfortuneering

The process of making poor decisions that result in misfortune or negative outcomes.

Her misfortuneering led to her downfall

by H.Wicks April 18, 2025

Mysfortune

A mystical fortune. When seemingly unfortunate experiences or outcomes are presented for your benefit to be understood later.

It was her great mysfortune to be left at the altar, but she never would have found that winning lottery ticket if it hadn’t happened.

by Jessoterica October 25, 2022

missFortunes Law

The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law

Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.

by PoiLethe May 3, 2023

missfortune

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.

Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.

by QuacksO August 18, 2025