Genetic misfire

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.

You're all a bunch of genetic misfires

by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018

Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

misfriend

To accidentally make a friend request on a social networking site. Usually it is for someone you don't actually want to be a friend with.

I misfriended someone I didn't know on Facebook.

by JwanCarlos January 14, 2009

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 3, 2007

Misfart

Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.

Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.

Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.

May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.

Person A: Dude i heard that

Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...

Person A: Dude, now i can smell it

Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair

by nash667 February 23, 2010

Miscarrie Underwood

The fetal twin of Carrie Underwood that she ate while in the womb to gain superpowers.

-- Dude, just think how awesome it would be if Carrie had a twin sister?
-- Uh, she did but she ate her, Miscarrie Underwood style.

by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Miafarry

A unique indiviual with luscious locks. One with eyebrows filled with potential. And a deep desire to be on Stranger Things. Watch out Milly Bobby Brown she might just steal your man!

Omg she is such a Miafarry

by lazaris October 28, 2019