yeetus minimus

The minimal amount of yeeting required

Idiot: I like how we went from yeetus maximus to yeetus minimus

smart guy: isnt yeetus minimus just an average yeet?

by Hehe I cheated February 10, 2021

Minimus

To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.

"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus"

"Minimus Chimp? www.minimuschimp.tk? allright then...)"

by Melvin Slut January 8, 2005

Minimus

Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"

by Melvin Slut January 9, 2005

minimus

Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...

by Baron January 8, 2005

gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

Mini Bus

This is a nickname used for an american football player who is like a miniature version of 'The Bus' Jerome Bettis who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers at running back wearing #36. He earned this nickname due to his large size (5'10" 250lbs), for his position, and also his powerful running carrying defenders on his back, like a bus ride. He is one of the best big backs to ever play professional american football and finally won a deserved superbowl in his final season with the Pittsburgh Steelers on February 5, 2006 in superbowl XL.

You trained well today Wheels, that was some good hard running....maybe we should call you the Mini Bus from now on!!!

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson June 4, 2009

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017