Mommed

Literally meaning to get owned/pwned by your mom. Defined before Kleenex's Get Mommed campaign. Unlike Kleenex's idea, to get mommed is a bad thing to happen to yourself.

Guy 1: "Man last night lasted forever."
Guy 2: "Your parents give you shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh I got Mommed hard when I got in."

by FrozenEggo January 5, 2010

Step mommed

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.

So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.

by Xero January 20, 2005

Mommed

To be walked in on by your mom, as you're on the computer doing weird, or otherwise sketchy shit.

Person #1: During the call did you get mommed?
Person #2: I got mommed so hard

by YenLoWang November 4, 2016

Memmed

a. The guy who is trash a basketball and will do anything for a rematch
b. The guy who thinks about porn but doesn't watch

i.e.

a. I'm playing like Memmed today.
b. Stop moaning your like Memmed.

by YEE_MASTER_88 April 11, 2017

mimueditz

Mimueditz was that bitch, she was cool with everyone but yet bitches still wanted to beef with her. She got deleted back in January and now remains as uniquee.mimi

I was cool with mimueditz y’all know her?

by Tentacionvibes April 26, 2019

Mommed

v. to have ones maternal figure tell you to stop looking at your phone, TV, PC, or console.

Friend: “Well I just got mommed and was told to “get off the screens.” so I will see you tomorrow.”

by General Muffins October 29, 2019

Mimied

An act of letting a guy lick your private parts without performing any sexual act, usually lasts 30 minutes or more.
Usually done to someone who’s name is Mimi

Girl 1:” what happened between you and Joe?”
Girl 2:” he got mimied”

by Mimsf June 19, 2020