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High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.
Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.
by servinthatruth March 24, 2010
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Milage (mi.al.age)

When a girl or woman has a lot of sex.

The total length, extent, or distance the Pussy is measured or expressed in miles.

Total miles the Pussy covered or traveled sleeping with other men.

The amount of service, use, or wear estimated by miles on pussy: This woman will give very good mileage.
Milage (mi.al.age)

a. This girl has fucked a lot of guys. She has a lot of Milage on her pussy. <-- Milage can also be used to define the Ass or Mouth.

b. Too bad women do not come with Milage counters on their foreheads so men can see what they are getting into.

c. Its okay, she's good. She doesn't have too many miles on her.
by JamesReezznnaakk August 4, 2008
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e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.
Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.
by Lisad October 4, 2007
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make mileage

imperative form of "leave;" get lost; scram
"OK, make mileage."
-bouncer in Song of the Thin Man
by John Triton April 2, 2008
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Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.
Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.
by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009
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S/mileage

That love-lovey all-girls japanese group. You know, those girls with super-mini-skirts.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK THOSE GIRLS, WOW, THEY'RE SOOO LOVELY <3 WUB WUB WUB

Dude, they're called "S/mileage"
by S/miler December 23, 2011
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Mileaged

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.
"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"
by Mazinsfan123 April 1, 2019
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