yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

One eyed milkman

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

by 3lit3 October 22, 2008

milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011

Milkman

One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.

Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

by teh milkedman May 27, 2009

Milkman

Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.

Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.

by thedhg May 3, 2013

milkman dan

Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism. Enjoys tormenting Karen and causing wholesale slaughter and crushing bicycles with his milk van, usually under the influence of cough syrup or cheap booze

I hate you, Milkman Dan!

by lordraydens October 7, 2008

Milfana

A hoe who loves sex and loves to pleasure herself with dildos and masturbates a shit ton.

Alternate meaning: A gay.

Hey, you see that chick last night? I just figured out she's a milfana.

by KingKing6972 February 25, 2020