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William McKinley

25th president of the United States. He was assassinated but some anarchist but no one cares about his assassination, like James A. Garfield's. It doesn't help that his vice president is Teddy Roosevelt, so when he died Teddy took the place. Since Teddy is considered one of the best presidents, literally no one cares about poor Will. Feels bad man.
"Hey, you care about William McKinley in any way?"
"Who?"
"Same."
by Wait what's a username October 22, 2020
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McKinleyville

A crap town in Northern California, located in the wonderful Humboldt County. Often associated with fog,depression, inbreeds, and hicks. (Inbreeds and hicks could fall under the same category) Easy bike access to Arcata though! :D
When I was in McKinleyville the other day, I saw some hick kissing his sister. I hate my life.
by samazing August 3, 2008
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mickinley

A girl with flaming red hair (obviously a ginger). She dances vivaciously but lacks the fortitude for extended activities. Pretends to like/love children, but only wants their souls (means to an end). Basically, she is a spawn of Satan.
Mickinley is so evil, those poor children. I fear what has become of the souls she's taken from them.
by JT2324 October 2, 2013
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rough mckinley

A dry hand job performed with the non-dominant hand of an Edmonton hooker
i couldn't afford the Redondo Special so I ordered a rough McKinley for half the price...big mistake...
by Franklin T Rizzo March 3, 2016
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mckinleyed

To not be fucked. To see no action, physically/sexually.
Person 1: so how was your anniversary last night?
Person 2: we went out to an expensive restaurant, i wrote her poetry, i made a barn for her parents, and i had her name (heather) tattooed on my ass, it didnt matter, i totally got mckinleyed.
example 2:
army guy 1: i heard your platoon totally saw some action last night.
army guy 2: naw, we totally got mckinleyed last night. we fell asleep masturbating to gay porn, even though we "liberated" a town of 10 million virgins named heather.
by s.cott March 12, 2008
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McKinley

A girl who is beautiful, all the boys want her. She is a little horn dog though. She likes to fuck and have sex all day and get eaten out all through the night. But she is most likely a virgin. McKinley says the word nigger a lot. She sometimes likes the black dick. But prefers white nigs. Mckinley is very athletic and dresses with a lot of swag and knows how to brighten any of your days. If you have a mckinley in your life be thankful. She is the funniest person you'll ever meet. You will love Mckinley.
"Yo, did hear about Mckinley and that nigger fucking?"

"McKinley is my bestfriend and she is funny"

"I heard McKinley Doesn't like anal"
by anal del rayy February 15, 2013
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McKinley R. Stephens IV

Big tall guy sexy man, uses 'mmkay' alot.

See: "Kevin Bopp", "Manbeast"
Yowza! That pimp is definitely pulling a McKinley R. Stephens IV!
by kevbo October 28, 2004
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