penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.

hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.

by ashtray257 October 11, 2006

Pull a Mikey

To go behind your best friend back to start dating his ex. Works best when the best friend has only just broken up with said ex. A Mikey will not mention anything to the best friend, he will simply start rooting the ex. This ends in the Mikey and the ex dating.

Person A: Did you hear about X and Y?

Person B: Yeah, way to Pull a Mikey on old Z.

Person A: Poor Z, he and Y had only just broken up.

by caedlahn May 30, 2010

one punch mikey

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

pulled a mikey

When you get caught hitting on a coworker’s girlfriend, so you quit without a two weeks notice to avoid the awkwardness.

Boss: Where is Doug? His shift started thirty minutes ago!

Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!

by Twhopper January 3, 2019

Pulling a Mikey

When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.

"Yo look at Daniel over there."
"Man, that kid is pulling a mikey so well."

by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019

Pulling a Mikey

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.

Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022

Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018