mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.

"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."

by James... September 16, 2006

The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

mike tyson

Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!

Mike Tyson or Ali?

Tyson 2nd round son!!

by Eric Michael Peterson September 16, 2006

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

by KRHimself May 31, 2004

mike tyson

Just another example of what could happen if you never pick up a book

Mike Tyson: Call 1-800 Cceee Aye Ell El Aye Titi.

by christopher ess September 16, 2006

mike tyson

to rage and beat the hell out of someone that has pissed you off

"If you keep talking trash man, im gonna go mike tyson on your ass"

by vavillain September 16, 2006