midwife

A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth.

I'm so glad that my midwife helped me while I was in labor.

by some crackhead December 30, 2005

Midgit

one of the first creatures the holy FSM created on our planet. the spelling is often mistaken as midget, with an E instead of an I. R'amen.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Midgits, Mountains and trees after heavily drinking, then rested and created the rest of the world at the end of the week. R'amen.

by faithful follower of the FSM March 28, 2009

Midgit

A person who can easily be thrown because of shortness.

"I once saw 5 midgits covered in thousand island dressing, so i tossed them into traffic" - Nardo

by Nardo May 5, 2003

midgitler

A combination of midget and Hitler. Describes a tyrannical boss or supervisor who is also a dwarf.

He: "That little asshole supervisor who makes the weekly schedule is making us work Saturday!"

Me: "What a fucking midgitler!"

by weasel1969 October 10, 2008

MIDWTF

stands for mother i don't want to fuck, usually used in reference to a friends mother that is just not pretty, older, etc

Jeff: No offense, but that is one MIDWTF

by Hannah V.D. April 12, 2008

Midnite Rider

An Outspoken Woman who doesn't know how to back down from standing up for what she believes. The Ultimate Ride Or Die Chick that.

Everyone knows if you need a little help from a friend you should take a trip out to San Jacinto and look up Midnite Rider.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023

midjit

n. A combination of moron and idjit

Don't be a midjit; quit sticking that knife in that toaster.

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004